Steven Clarke Bogtrotter is a 53-year-old personal trainer who enjoys competitive dog grooming, camping and watching television. He is stable and energetic, but can also be very disloyal and a bit dull.

He is an Afghan Sikh. He didn’t finish school.

Physically, Steven is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He is average-height with chocolate skin, black hair and brown eyes.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. He was raised in a happy family home with two loving parents.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a novelist called Liberty Debbie Wilkinson, who was 10 years older than him. Liberty died in 2014. The papers reported the cause of death: ‘accident – smoke inhalation’.

Steven has three children with late wife Liberty: Nora aged 23, Helena aged 25 and Alfred aged 27.

Steven’s best friend is a personal trainer called Macy Singh. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with a personal trainer called Rita Ramirez. They enjoy repressing minorities together.